First day of chem labs: uses gloves and goggles to measure distilled water
Last day of chem labs: spills silver nitrate all over hand and wipes it on pants

corriezodori:

a-romeo-that-loves:

oh my god toyota.

THISWASTHEBESTCOMMERCIAL

(Source: miilesluna, via turntech--armageddon2)

nornuts:

subtlecombatboots:

heteroh:

my school has a “gay/straight alliance” im vomiting

as much as we shit on straight people here, don’t hate on GSAs because they can literally save kids’ lives

and they’re called “gay/straight alliance” so that queer kids can be in attendance without immediately outing themselves as gay

(via viva-la-hetalia)

deanwinchestersshortshorts:

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

puT ON YOUR WAR PAINT

(via sherllockwatson)

meowmrieatepaint:

masteriz:

weareimmunetobullets:

con-ceal:

IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS FUCKING VIDEO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW ITS ALL ABOUT THE BOOTY

TUMBLR, I NEED A GIF OF THE ASS CLAPPING RIGHT AWAY.

The truth

i am laughing so hard.

(via sherllockwatson)

piscula:

"this is the internet, i can say whatever i want" is a super creepy and obvious way to say "when there are no obvious consequences for my actions i lack all empathy"

(Source: womxxn, via wonderlandfromhell)

a story of friendship

amoying:

human: :(

dog: :D

human: :D

(Source: amoying, via turntech--armageddon2)

picture-of-sophisticated-grace:

A chance to find true love...

(via prumano)

donesparce:

donesparce:

this is a sneaking mission

_(•̀ω•́ 」∠)_ ₎₎

i like to now think of this post as if all the people who reblogged it are sneaking along with me

just a trail of sneaking

_(•̀ω•́ 」∠)_ ₎₎_(•̀ω•́ 」∠)_ ₎₎_(•̀ω•́ 」∠)_ ₎₎_(•̀ω•́ 」∠)_ ₎₎_(•̀ω•́ 」∠)_ ₎₎

(via prumano)